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Sunday, July 10, 2016

Social Darwinism

I've started (well, being me, I've started, then stopped, then started again) doing a morning walk. On days when I pretend I don't have time for a longer one, I go around an expanded block for about fifteen minutes. But on other days I go into High Park for a brisk workout (my kind of brisk; no one else's) with my cute walking sticks. I see few pedestrians or runners at 6:45 a.m., which surprises me, but whole fleets of bike riders. A lot of these are the Lycra boys with the tight bike shorts and tight shirts emblazoned with logos for bikes, tires, and accessories. These racers usually travel in packs around and around the "track" of the upper part of High Park.

 

Walking fast in High Park is very different from walking to enjoy the park, obviously. But I do observe things even as I speed-walk my way along the path. I walked north on the last leg of my trip that day, having made the turn around the Grenadier Restaurant, when I noticed an oncoming cyclist. He was a tall, lanky guy, on an equally tall bike to accommodate his long legs. Instead of being bent over the handlebars, the way the wienie-bike racers usually ride, he was bolt upright on the seat.

 

And he was riding no-hands. This feat always amazes and frightens me. I see a no-hands rider and I think immediately of a pebble or a stone that would deflect his wheel in the blink of an eye. Still, I figure these riders (the no-hands guys are usually under sixteen) have confidence in themselves and their bikes, and they watch the road for little obstacles that might throw them arse-over-teakettle.

 

This lanky rider was old enough to know better. But he didn't. Exemplifying to an exquisite degree the theory of Social Darwinism, he was not simply riding no-hands. He was texting as he rode.

 

 

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Sunday, July 3, 2016

Maps

I study maps whenever I come across them,

though I don't go so far as to seek them out.

I study the countries,

determined to put them once and for all in their places.

But each time I encounter a map

I am astounded once again

by the changing nature of the world.

 

Was Iraq always where I saw it yesterday?

And Turkey?

Was Ethiopia ever and always so large?

 

The map in my mind's eye is completely skewed.

No country in my head

bears any relation to the maps I study.

Have I always been so resistant to reality?

 

Are the mapmakers rearranging the boundaries

at random?

On purpose?

To confuse me?

To confound peacemakers and negotiators?

 

Are maps simply a conspiratorial product

created by and for the arms dealers?

 

Oh, where are the maps of yesteryear,

those colourful playthings of my childhood?

 

 

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Sunday, June 26, 2016

Everyone But Me

"Everyone but me" is the erroneous ego-position that keeps us from moving. Everyone but me knows, everyone but me sees, everyone but me can do it. I am the only one who fails.

 

See the corner that paints us into? (Nya, nya! You can't write! You just ended a sentence with a preposition! Poseur! Fake! Get off the page! You're taking up room that could be more profitably used by others! And besides that, you have wrinkles! As Georgia, 7, never tires of reminding you, you are old, Nana!)

 

Has that played itself out yet? Where were we? Oh, yes. Painting ourselves into corners with the brush of "everyone but me."

 

I'll come at it differently. By harnessing the energy from "everyone" (i.e., the Universe) I can move from this corner even if I have to get a little paint on the soles of my feet in the process. Follow my footprints to see where I end up!

 

 
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